Trabajo en Tinder

Nada, le mandé un mail a Tinder tratando de conseguir trabajo y pensé ya que fue un esfuerzo patético y ridículo y que no me van a responder al menos puedo compartir ese mail gracioso donde me hago la simpática pero como si fuera esas personas que las empresas yanki les encanta descubrir que tienen ideas frescas que ni tienen título de nada y cuando les dan una oportunidad ven que booommm estuvieron listxs para ese momento toda su vida jajja nose si me salio bien pero el mail me da mucha gracia acá lo dejo para vuestro entretenimiento.

Hi.
My name is Victoria, I'm 28 and I'm from Argentina and I'm a satisfied Tinder user.
Basically I'm reaching out to you cause I actually really like Tinder but I feel is a misinterpreted app in some ways and I have some ideas to make Tinder better.
Some ideas are about how to make the app better, just like suggestions and with zero programming knowledge but great intentions.
Other ideas, and I feel maybe more important, are marketing ideas for social media which would work perfectly I feel anywhere in the world as well as maybe even bring partnership opportunities for the brand, as my ideas are actually related to connecting people from different places through Tinder.
I know this sounds very professional and intriguing and you'd love to hear more about it so I will make my terms clear to whoever might be assessing my proposal:
I have no experience or education in community management, digital marketing or any field of marketing at all, tech or programming. My background is I am a media production, cinema and TV student in Cordoba, Argentina who consumes a good deal of TV and social media, enough to know my ideas are worth listening or else I wouldn't be sending this email making me sound like a Tinder groupie. Would be glad to be considered as an "intern" or just basically any kind of non paid worker as long as you like my ideas and whatever expenses come along with making any of it happens are covered by Tinder of course cause I'm from Argentina and that means I'm absolutely broke.
Just thought I can't lose anything with trying to reach out to you guys but seriously I think I'm on to something I'm just not a big influencer or else I might be trying it already without talking to you and just hope you'd discover me while amusing my many followers, who are like I said currently non existent and that's why I need your support to implement this killer ideas. Plus these ideas are really well thought in the sense that they would positively impact the view of people about Tinder and make it look like it's great to be just a little bit naughty without being slutty. Even though my personal use is to be slutty but I get it the world is conservative and you dont want to look like an orgy-inducing devil.
Sending you much love and lots of thanks for creating this app which I think is already changing people's views on being single but still has a lot more potential to change the way people relate entirely, and with the hope you might find my email endearing and maybe worthy of a shot,
The happy user
Victoria.

JAJAJJAJAJA LMFAO

This is what you get

Games, changes and fears
When will they go from here
When will they stop
I believe that fate has brought us here
And we should be together
But we're not
I play it off but I'm dreamin of you
I keep it cool but I'm fiendin.
I try to say goodbye and I choke
I try to walk away and I stumble
Though I try to hide it, it's clear,
My world crumbles when you are not near

i really don't know what the hell am i supposed to do anymore. i've tried to make it right and it doesn't seem to be working out. i can't commit to anybody, not even to myself, but still i'm trying to feel fine about me and it's not happening. i want to be dedicated to my life my friends my family my carreer my stuff but all i can do is get messy and play confused, i really don't know what am i doing. i won't say i regret anything, i don't regret a single thing, i'm having a good time, i'm satisfied, i'm free. but there's a price to it. and i don't know if i'm willing to pay it. i mean, i got no other choise, i have already picked the side i'm playing on, but i never knew this could have turn out this way. and you know i feel this way cause what i had this past eight months, i have never had it, and it wasn't like anything i've ever known. the thing is, i did not broke up cause i stopped loving him, just because i wasn't working out, and even if i imagine everything turning out so well, i'm not entirely willing to give the best of me. but that doesn't mean i forgot everything, it doesn't mean i don't want to still live that experience, doesn't mean at all i stopped loving. i'm so confused, but i know i can't go back cause i can't make a promise i know i'll break. i'll break that promise of faithfullness, of fidelity, of trust. i can't make someone trust me, if i know i'm gonna betray that trust. but it hurts to see what you love passing by, to see that everything is falling apart and you can't do anything cause your soul is not up to that kind of sentiment. it's hurting me, it's hurting everyone, and it's confusing me more and more as time keeps passing, but it's useless, i'm helpless, powerless, i'm broken apart.

And for a minute there, i lost myself.

será la locura que nos hace......

Bailar!
good moooooooooorning everybody! this is victoria saying JELOU! i just woke up and dont feel like doing shit cause im soo tired! i mean, friday night i didnt go out, but i woke up saturday morning like i had a thousand parties going on in my body in one night. crapy voice, chinese eyes and congested nose.. and today i just woke up tired... i mean.. last night i had fernet, wine, beer, cigarretes, i ran madly amuckly locally through the streets and did a 15 minutes 'almost-sex-in-a-bathroom' experience... but no, im just tired. who can understand my body? guess my body enjoys the party rather than staying home for a REAL sleep... sounds good to me! anyways, today i gotta go to this sorta concert of my 'flaco ale' ''''''FRIEND'''''' (i mean we do are friends in fact but when you fuck your friend is like, i dont know which kinda word would fit him, specially because he wasnt my friend and then i fucked him, but i fucked him and then we became friends... lets just say 'my guy' or something allright?) i gotta go to my guy's concert which is going to take place at 'el paseo de las artes' and well i just feel kinda tired that's all.. but is not that tired state of mind in which you wanna sleep, no, i wanna do something or else im gonna become a computer monkey i mean i just cant spend any more time over here! is amazing how much time and energy i spend over here.. really.. amazing. anyways! i found new fun videos you people! SO funny. she's called LITTLE LOCA i only reccomend you this if you understand english, if not is gonna be reeeaal hard to get a single word of her cause she speaks like.. english latino lets say.. well i leave you:
Got milk?: why does people always leave the empty carton of milk in the fridge?? you idiots.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-VioqGddM8
Sammy's girl gone wild: i cant put any description of this video you'll have to see it by yourselves is just soooooooooooooo good! everytime i see it i laugh my soul off! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m7Qu6C1ZmU

i'll be leaving now.. gotta wash the dishes and get the clothes off the rope ¬¬ see you people! enjoy the videos!!!!!!!!!! thnd viqi {primicia: Liam Skate is BACK!!!}